Gordita In The City

According to my recent poll....it seems like you people would like some more relationship advice and social commentary... soooooo HERE IT IS! I dedicate this blog to all my guy friends who consider themselves, nerdy, clueless, and overall stumped when it comes to women.  It's been a hot minute since the last time I wrote a blog (okay a god damn week!). I've been bogged down with mid-terms, so consider this my study break. If you...

Here is some random late night Haiku that I composed... because I'm down like that... and I can't read French literature in translation anymore. “Saturday Night from the POV of Random Guy” Pumping my thigh, Rubbing for the answer it does not take long enough. “Pamela Anderson Eat Your Heart Out” Layers of adipose Rest too nicely on me. Who needs silicone? “At the La Mirada Swapmeet” “Gorditas taste better!” I read on a shirt How do...

5AM - Saturday Night... Arr..me mateys.  Shiver me timbers, I be stuck on this blustry night talking to ye scally wags that don't care what I am doing... Arrr. Imagine.. .(Boy this is a cliche for me isn't it!) You have a 7 page paper on Madame Bovary (which you have barely read.. if skimming counts) due on Tuesday.. in addition to Re reading a crap load of stuff you need to cram for, Midterms style. Spark Notes is open, you are...

"   When I try to walk away, you hurt yourself to make me stay... this is crazy... oh.... this is crazy "  - Ex-Factor by Lauryn Hill **Another long post.. if you scroll down.. advice tends to be on the bottom.. enjoy** Why are we still friends? Why does he keep you around? We aren't back together why are we doing this. Pretty simple. You care about each other and you made an impact on their life. You are involved because...

**Long.. but if you scroll past all the narrative there is some minor advice / tips that I've found helpful and is geared towards extreme beginners like myself. ** Midterms are next week, I have 2 - 7 page essays due, a 10 page story, and reading Huckleberry Finn, Madame Bovary, Notes from The Underground, and a few others to finish by Tuesday.  ADHD procrastination and panic is sinking in... so I took Dr. Hallowell's (the genius...

 "Tell Monique that she is beautiful, talented, smart, engaging warm, enchanting, a doll...but unfortunately, most men do not have the intelligence to see past her body and see the beautiful amazing young woman she is and this will cause her alot of pain. She might get lucky and find someone enlightened, but they are far and few. Tell her if she just lost...."  (Ay dios mio! Me jodas cabron! Vete pa carajo!) Well, Well, Well....

Why the hell did I start this blog? This blog is an offshoot of a few creative projects I started working on back in 2008,  A collection of short stories I hope to finish by 2012 and two plays.  As an avid consumer of female centered media, its hard not to notice the lack of characters that look or remotely resemble my demographic. I'm chubby, Latina, Middle-Class, and have ADHD (so does the rest of America). Inherently,...